Speaking Moistly! My latest literary masterpiece.

OK. Maybe a literary masterpiece is a bit of a stretch. It’s pretty damn good for something I created in a month though.

My reasons for writing the book are threefold.

1. No prime minister in history has managed to say so many stupid things during their reign in office. It needed to be compiled and documented together in one spot so people in the future can never forget just how vacuous the man leading Canada really was. It was tough keeping it down to just 24 quotes.

2. Trudeau is showing no sign of stepping down despite a catastrophic drop in support. In Canada’s system, even if the prime minister manages to sink to single-digit support levels, there isn’t a damn thing we can do about it until an election is called. That election may be as distant as the fall of 2026 but we can’t begin early enough in reminding Canadian voters why this imbecile must be removed from office. Polls are just polls and things change. The only thing dumber than the prime minister is the voting inclination of a large bloc in Laurentian Canada. Every effort to undercut electoral support for Prime Minister Hammerhead will count and hopefully, this book contributes at least a little to his eventual electoral downfall.

3. I wanted to make a few bucks. It’s been a long winter. I also have been playing with AI image generation and wanted to see how well it works out in creating a book.

The book isn’t long and it isn’t deep. Just like Justin. The images for the most part were created by me with AI generation. The quotes were created by Trudeau and the commentary was indeed written by me.

The book is good for a few chuckles and reminders of who and what Justin Trudeau is. It could be a fantastic gift for your Liberal friend (we all have one), and will nicely grace any coffee table.

Grab a copy now to contribute to the ongoing ridicule of Justin Trudeau, and to help fund my summer vacation.